3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test.

The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three?"
"274" was his reply.

The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday" replys the second man.

The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine" says the third man.
"That's great" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple" says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday".

Men in white coats please

Thats so daft I had to laugh

dont give up your day job will you. lol

And I thought you liked my sense of humour!

a snail goes into a bar on new year's eve and asked for a pint of lager, the bar man walks round from the bar and picks up the snail and throws him as far as he can down the stret
the next year on new years's eve the same snail goes into the same bar and says to the bar man. '' what did you do that for?''

LMAO at both jokes