A VW Bug pulls up beside a Rolls Royce at the traffic lights, rolls down his window and asked the Rolls driver, "You got a telephone in that Rolls Royce?"
"Matter of fact I do, right here on the seat beside me." said the Rolls Royce driver.
"Me too," said the VW Driver

"You got a TV in that Rolls Royce?" the VW driver asks
"Yes I do, right here on the dash" said the Rolls Royce driver
"Me too," said the VW driver

"You got a twin bed in the back seat?" he asks
"No, I do not" said the Rolls Royce driver
"I do" said the VW driver as the light turns green and he takes off.

The Rolls Royce driver manages to get the VW license number. The Rolls Royce driver then heads straight to the Auto Accessory Store so as not to let the VW Bug out do him.

"Yes" the accessory attendant said, "We do carry and can install a twin bed in the rear seat of your Roller." So, after about a week the Rolls royce driver picked up his Rolls with the newly installed twin bed and immediately set out to locate that VW Bug.

He finally located it parked near the river. As he pulled up beside it he noted that the windows were all fogged over. Knowing what causes this he waited a few minutes. Finally he got out, walked over to the VW, knocked on the window, no response. He waited another few minutes, knocked on the window again. The window lowered a couple inches and the driver said, "Yes?"

The Rolls Royce driver said, "I wanted you to know that I now have a twin bed in the back seat of my Roller."

The VW driver frowns and says, "You get me out of the shower just to tell me that?"

Love it!! Think I know that bug!